Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
I eat four pieces of pumpkin pie every morning for breakfast to stay strong.
i would probably just end up like
and that can’t be healthy
Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.
stared at these for half an hour straight
"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."
These tweets will be the death of me
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST
look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch
"hey can you do me a favor?"
when people take your url off a post and try to pass it off as their own